Jokes | How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM: 


 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Manhattan
 
 2. One hand on wheel, making gestures out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New York City 

 3. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston 

 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun on lap: Los Angeles 

 5. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: From Iowa, but driving in Los Angeles 

 6. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in the back seat: Quebec 

 7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Chicago 

 8. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on the floor, raccoon tails attached to the antenna: Arkansas








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